I was bored at work, so I thought I'd share my recent gaming experience with you guys


So, I sat down one day with controller in hand and started a Fable 3 game.
I like querky games, actually.. I love them.
This is one fucked up game (I havent played Fable2 or 1 so please no spoilers or lolufail remarks)

You get given the choice of being a man, or a woman.
Me, that always goes for the woman choice, playing a man is just right out weird for me to be honest.
Then you start the quest line, a couple of quests in the tutorial finishes, and you get left in some dump halfway up a frigging mountain where hundreds of people flock around you to scrounge small change and tell you how shitty your brother is.
Enfin, i try to get on with the main questline and guess what, the npc that i need gets stuck in a fucking brazier.
*deletes save and starts again* since there is no fix for it.
This is the time I go to work and let Nubnos do it for me *giggles*
I decided to go for the Good option, be a benevolent ruler and all that jazz.
You know, that's actually quite hard!(ill get back to that later )

At one time you are required to interact with people,and some of the emotes that is chosen for the female hero is so out of place that i have to refrain myself from flopping about on the couch in laughter, because it's so stupid.
Enfin, back to quests. Main storyline (not to mention the fucking trail you follow is shit, and i HATE THE FUCKING DOG!)
and suddently I hear a familiar voice! It's Stephen Fry! I gasp and let a cry of relief out, omfg.. Stephen Fry!
I do the quests, and Reaver pisses off cya's later then Reaver.
Then.. after half completing the main questline.. I get the best quest ever. the GNOME QUEST!
So, you round up a gargoyle statue (the one that taunts people in Fable 2 i believe) and it wakes up 50 Gnomes (which seem to be of good moral standard at the time) WRONG! The gnomes are evil, and you get the task to find em and shoot em all.
At first I thought, jeeeeesus what a horrible quest, so i go and trace one down. Shoot it and think nothing of it..
Then I happen to stumble over one while doing another quest and the verbal abuse! I've hardly ever rost so hard in my life.
A gnome spouting abuse at your char (it spouts random verbal abuse at your hero when you come within a certain range of it)
I found it so hard to shoot em, by god i want one of those! (nubnos can allmost pass for one )
Aanyhoo, back to the fact that it's hard to be good, when reaver gives you immoral options as to turn moneydrains into whorehouses and hardly working citizens into hard working ones.
I managed to finish the game as a good hero, so now I will make a save to go through it as a bad one.

If anyone plays Fable 3 give me a yell, i need a marriage and some weapons
(open the phun portal by all means)

If you haven't tried Fable 3, give it a try. It is a fun and diffrent game.
Hardly has 1 console game given me as much belly laughs and chuckles as this 1.

But then again.. I am one sick puppy

Jade.

Oh man, Reaver's back? WIN.

I'm hoping to get this for Christmas, and hopefully my 360 will have been fixed by then. Maybe before the year ends, we can get married and tell Nobnus to suck it.

Sounds like a date! ahahahahah
Srsly, it's a good game, i've had countless hours of pure enjoyment fully reading the quests and doing them.
The quests are well made and some are a little bit wow'ish with alot of hidden puns :>

How is John Cleese? Is he as good as everyone says in this game?

yep! he does his usual
Snappy comments and humorous one liners

We may not get married, after all. I may just spend all my time with Jeeves.

Heartbreak!!!! xD

Uh-oh

Forgot that bit about scorned women.

NOBNUS HALP

I ain't helping you with shit, you dug that hole, you can drown in it when it rains