Say if someone took Touhou bullet hell shooters, and crossbred them with Smash TV.

How would that grab you?

Because it's actually not theoretical and I lied, it really has happened.

Assault Android Cactus.

Cute android girls, in twin-stick shooter local multiplayer mayhem against hundreds of enemies in high pressure arenas (sadly located in one room but hey I think that's still awesome as balls and doesn't dilute the experience) with bullet spam EVERYWHERE and reliance on quick reflexes and the girls' two armaments; their main gun and their special weapon.

Get batteries to extend your time, pick up firepower, speed or shutdown powerups to help level the playing field if only for a short while, try and keep your chain up without getting hit, and beat the awesomely animated bosses.

Why aren't you already getting the early access on Steam? Heck they even have a free demo to play.

Why aren't you doing this now?

Fuck it do you need more convincing? Have a trailer:

Eh its okay I guess. Played better. Not for me.