Trying to DL Goat Simulator, too long to DL.

Btw, how is everyone doing with the trading cards? I need three more cards: 1, 2, and 9. If anyone has any of those, I will trade you a 7.

Dude, what are you doing?
You gotta sell cards, and buy the summer cards on the community market. Now's the best time for it, as the summer cards are only going for ~20 cents each.
Though selling em? That's another story entirely.

That being said, I do have a 9 I can throw your way for free, whenever we're both on. Don't even worry about payment or anything.

Thanks mang

These last few sales have been sucking big ones.

I don't fucking want Football Manager, give me better deals Gabe.

I missed my chance at buy Metro Last Light for $6. I added $20 to my Steam Wallet a day after it was no longer on sale using a Best Buy gift card that I just got...

WOLFENSTEIN FOR $30 GOGOGOGO

$30 is too much for a Steam game

I regret buying this game after 15 minutes of playing

I feel like Im playing boring Half Life 2 with 50x more death

No seriously fuck this game with a rake.

Im going to have to start pirating games before I buy them to make sure Im not being scammed by an unfinished turd.

WTF Wolfenstein is fucking brilliant? At what point have you gotten to?

And you don't like Half Life? What is wrong with you?

Well first and foremost, it has Witcher 2 syndrome: mouse lag with vsync on and screen tearing with it off. Why the fuck would anyone release a game with that sort of problem?

>beginning of game
>stuck in cockpit for 10 minutes trying to find my way out
>turns out you can break boxes...with your knife
>move into hallway
>mechanical dog beast thing breaks in
>can't figure out how to get past it, no where to run
>die like 6 or 7 times before I give up and google it
>turns out you can slide and the game doesn't tell you anything about it
>slide under beast thing
>swim for two minutes, get in airplane turret
>kill everything in just 10 seconds
>walk to the bunker
>kill two enemies
>kill the auto-turret
>drop into room
>can't go anywhere
>literally a 6'x6' room and I can't get out or open the door
>picked up all the ammo and stuff
>throw grenades at the slot under the door
>nothing happens
>still can't figure out how to make progress
>uninstall

And that's the story of how I got buttmad at a game. I spent 20 minutes and killed FOUR enemies in a total of 15 seconds.

And HL is a puzzle game with shooter elements. Not even remotely fun.

GG Ross.

Also, I picked up Cloudbuilt.


















Don't buy Cloudbuilt. That's all there is to say on that matter.

Don't people read the controls these days?

Sliding isn't listed as an action in the controls/keybindings menu.

Not kidding.

You have to throw a grenade at the turret. The scottish guy tells you. It's also in the mission description screen. Pay attention man. The rest of the stuff I never had problem with so I can't comment on it being I intuitive.

Also no screen tear or lag on consoles