You rage, you ruse

KitDreamer · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2013 10:58 am

Smokey wrote:

KitDreamer wrote:

...or here.

Nope. Had this been posted in FILAFSYR, though, I would have rost.

fill her what now?

Smokey · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2013 4:40 pm

Fall In Love At First Sight, You Ruse

KitDreamer · **Posted:** Sat May 25, 2013 12:44 am

Smokey wrote:

Fall In Love At First Sight, You Ruse

herpaderp how did I forget that.

Bokuten · **Posted:** Sat May 25, 2013 2:16 am

This one is easy.

I move next to ya and you see me everyday.

KitDreamer · **Posted:** Sat May 25, 2013 11:07 pm

Smokey · **Posted:** Sun May 26, 2013 4:52 am

I lol'd

Blokeymon · **Posted:** Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:37 pm

>boss battle
>99% chance to hit enemy
>MISS
>enemy has 5% chance to hit me
>hits
>its a critical

>boss battle
>boss has multiple forms and phases
>if you die you have to start all over

>sonic boom
>sonic boom
>sonic boom
>sonic boom
>no delay

>boss fight
>boss mind controls strongest member of your party
>biggest attack
>one-hits party member

>boss fight
>boss mind controls strongest member of your party
>biggest multiple-enemy attack
>one-shits entire party

>boss has a mana bar
>4,000,000 MP
>strongest spell is 8 MP

>boss battle
>throw all strongest attacks at it
>no effect
>after 2 minutes his shield goes down
>can now attack
>all out of MP and items

>mana potions rare as shit
>save two for final battle
>max MP is 500
>strongest spell is 120 MP
>boss shits out tsunamis filled with meteors going supernova without breaking a sweat

>boss battle
>boss takes no damage
>dishes out massive damage
>obviously scripted loss battle
>lose
>game over

>boss always removes one person from party at start of battle
>always chooses the one with the healing spells

>boss has minions that heal him faster than you can damage him
>take them out
>boss instantly revives them

>boss battle
>kill boss
>boss explodes
>takes you out too
>game over

>boss battle
>boss makes clones of himself
>all clones have same moves and stats, but only 10% health
>killing them does not reduce main boss HP
>clones so tough boss has produced two more by the time you beat one

>boss battle
>locks out item use
>casts spell
>silences healer
>healer is the only one who can cure silence

>boss fight
>stage one hard but doable
>stage two very hard but doable
>stage three nightmare mode
>after boss killed, you have to escape before a timer reaches zero
>every boss fight from the whole game all the way down
>don't make it in time
>have to redo boss fight from start

>boss has 1,000,000 HP and 500 MP
>you have a spell that reverses HP and MP
>use it
>allows boss to use his World Fucker 2000 spell which costs 500,000 MP and doesn't just one hit kill, but deletes your save, destroys your console, and burns down your house

>boss fight
>you cast your strongest spell
>while casting, boss casts Reflect on himself
>can't interrupt casting
>you cast your spell

>boss fight
>boss can charm your party members
>does so throughout fight
>doesn't do too much damage
>boss is down to last 5% health
>charms your healer
>don't you fucking d-
>casts strongest healing spell

>boss fight
>boss casts attack which causes high damage and status effects
>healer has highest magic defense of all party members
>only healer gets silenced
>all party gets damaged
>use an item to cure silence while others use health regen items
>boss casts attack which causes high damage and status effects
>healer gets silenced
>all party gets damaged
>use an item to cure silence while others use health regen items
>boss casts attack which causes high damage and status effects
>healer gets silenced
>all party gets damaged
>use an item to cure silence while others use health regen items
>boss casts attack which causes high damage and status effects
>healer gets silenced
>all party gets damaged

>boss fight
>timer
>his first move is to raise a shield that requires chipping away to damage him
>remove shield
>brings it back up
>no way to keep it down permanently

Ax · **Posted:** Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:07 am

^

Why am I getting flashbacks of Final Fantasy 7 only? :shock:

Terradude · **Posted:** Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:10 am

I got exposed to so much of that shit in Persona 3 and The World Ends With You alone that I can't even rage, only accept my fate.

HGW XX/7 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:45 am

Terradude wrote:

I got exposed to so much of that shit in Persona 3 and The World Ends With You alone that I can't even rage, only accept my fate.

In Persona there are some optional boss battles that are really a trial of endurance and sanity. I remember the first time I killed Death. It took over an hour without a doubt.

KitDreamer · **Posted:** Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:28 pm

That entire greentext didn't have me raging. It had me laughing my arse off the whole time. Loved it.

Bokuten · **Posted:** Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:29 am

Raiku · **Posted:** Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:01 am

HGW XX/7 wrote:

Terradude wrote:

I got exposed to so much of that shit in Persona 3 and The World Ends With You alone that I can't even rage, only accept my fate.

In Persona there are some optional boss battles that are really a trial of endurance and sanity. I remember the first time I killed Death. It took over an hour without a doubt.

I remember my first time. Armageddon.

Smokey · **Posted:** Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:22 am

Bokuten wrote:

I want to slap that shit-eating grin off his face so bad right now.

Prof. Chaos · **Posted:** Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:22 pm

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