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Smitty3000 · **Joined:** Fri May 16, 2008 12:49 am **Posts:** 1393

Blokeymon wrote:

Smitty3000 wrote:

Shame you had a bad time at the beach, was just down there this weekend. Trust me there are benfits of having your own house and your parents going out for the night and leaving you and three of your friends with a huge alcohol supply and some lovely ladies next door. :lol:

Poon get?

Yes sir.

Blokeymon · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:55 pm

+5 points if she was drunk
+10 points if you were drunk
+20 points if you were both drunk

over 9000 points if you were sober, she was drunk and unconcious, has no memory of the event, but you have several photos and movie clips involving vegetables that will soon be hitting Photobucket. :lol:

Smitty3000 · **Joined:** Fri May 16, 2008 12:49 am **Posts:** 1393

^ rofl!

Ill take the 20 ponts haha

Cassichu · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:39 pm

did you knock on her back door? and did she let you in?

Joe · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:20 pm

muy heead huerts
Andf I'm dizzuy
I can her real bih fish
BYT U DIBT KNOW WGERE FROM

Ohm piassd n me ipod toiuchg

Cassichu · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:23 pm

* wishes she was drunk*

Joe · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:47 am

okay, I don't remember that
Oh dear

Blokeymon · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:02 am

You need to get drunk moar. :lol:

Jzboarder · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:07 pm

Smokey · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:08 am

For the record, I was not aware that Rage of the Machine was being spoken of, everyone and their mother has heard of them.

I repeat, I was with my FAMILY, not my parents. I couldn't ditch all of them for friends that weren't there.

And this thread can't ever have enough cowbell.

Orrah · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:40 am

Who are Rage Of The Machine?

fanboy19 · **Joined:** Thu May 15, 2008 10:31 pm **Posts:** 2303

I wanna be a chocobo.

Smokey · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:29 am

Orrah wrote:

Who are Rage Of The Machine?

H8chu, dai.

dragonheat · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:37 pm

fanboy19 wrote:

what's wrong with the beach?

where dirt meets water yes i did "borrow" that off bill hicks. ( well Dennis Leary nicked most of his material off bill)

Blokeymon · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:43 pm

Most of?

You mean all?

In fact, I'm of the belief that Leary is the reincarnated soul of Hicks, but during the transition, he lost 98% of his humour which was replaced by something that causes him to be a twat.

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