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Author:  Raiku [ Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:21 am ]
Post subject:  Mega Man Legends 3

Title: Mega Man Legends 3
System: 3DS on the first disc, Vista for the 2nd disc
Rating: M for Manly
Price: 10,000 Zenny

Well I never thought I'd be playing this, after all these years we've been waiting for a sequel to Mega Man Legends 2. Espesially one written by Gunpei Yokoi, Tim Schafer, Kenji Inafume, Pokemon Trainer Red, Suda 51 and Rob Zombie. And truthfully, its a masterpiece beyond anyones expectations. Yes its long(I clocked in 4 days with just the story with no sidequests, pausing or cutscenes. It's a long one I assure you) but damn is it worth it.

Story: 10 years after being stuck on the moon, Mega Man just goes and I quote "Fuck this, I'm outta here." Then summons a Robotic Ocelot that shoots starfish out of its eyes that they themselves shoot lasers out of their limbs. Going back home he meets up with Roll and when she questions the lack of the new character Barrett, he pimp slaps and demands her to make him his dinner. At that point Roll starts sucking his dick like its the last banana ever and she has leg cramps. What I really loved was that Capcom actually listened to everyones ideas including fanfics, even the rule 34 stuff and it all melts together perfectly. I won't spoil much more except that Tron gets under witness protection program, moves to the deep south and her new name is Rusty Schakleford.

Gameplay: Much of it is still the same except each blast you shoot has its own personality with feelings, family, bills to pay. But Mega Man dosen't care so you shouldn't as well. Theres also a part where the blue bomber gets a tank that fires orphans and the tank itself moves by reading your mind, so if you think go foward it moves forward. You can even do this with Mega Man but he dosen't like it and you get a game over if you piss him off.

Final Thoughts: This is my Game of Forever. The one I will play forever and ever, screw Zelda, forget about Megaten, Mega Man Legends 3 is the game you will never put down, and I love the fact that Capcom actually made instead of the rumors that they cancelled it because Kenji Inafume left and could've just made it without the backlash. Now if you'll excuse me, my copies of Earthbound 2(Mother 3 in Japan) and Shenmue 3 just arrived.

Author:  thegamecubist [ Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mega Man Legends 3

I slightly loled

Author:  Smokey [ Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mega Man Legends 3

What is this I don't even

Author:  Nintendawg [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mega Man Legends 3

Reminds me of Yahtzee's first Duke Nukem Forever review. This was pretty funny to read.

Author:  Raiku [ Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mega Man Legends 3

Nintendawg wrote:
Reminds me of Yahtzee's first Duke Nukem Forever review. This was pretty funny to read.


where do you think i got the idea?

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