I've tested this fucking thing to the ends of the earth, and its perfect.

Get that shit nao!

I'm giving this a break for a while, unless you guys find something completely wrong with it...

Thanks for all your patience, guys. I you all.

Ill try it when I get home...in a month

HERE BE SECRETSIf I'm completely honest, I was totally making the story up as I went along - that only came about when I was stuck for an ending, and I thought "what if I didn't get killed by JZ, what if I actually orchestrated it all? Then I remembered that bit about the insurance policy earlier, and thought "holy shit, I actually work in insurance!" and then it all just fell into place... honestly, I didn't mean to kill you!

But in all seriousness, what did you think?

Pretty good, so far, no outstanding bugs or anything. HERE BE SECRETSOnce you beat the Assassin King, though, his last breath is something to be "savored", not "savioured".

EDIT: HERE BE SECRETSActually, I didn't get the reward from the mayor when I was supposed to. As in, he gave me the reward in the dialogue, but when I walked away, I didn't have it.

That means for some reason, I hate you Smokey.

Hey, hey, you kno- hey, listen, you know what? Huh? You know what? I'll tell you what, I'll te-

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER

HERE BE SECRETSAlso, Pieman is a cheap bastard.

Can't believe I forgot the reward...

IOU 2000g.

Oh silly, you know I love you.

Haven't gotten the time to play this, but I am wondering if I am in the game.

Unfortunately no, as theres like only 3 people of any real importance in the game, and they're bosses...

The full game, once Sean is done, I'm hoping will have eveyone in it - even those who don't post so much.

This thing was just a tech demo of sorts, just to try and refresh my aged skills in RPG Maker...

So not only have I updated the front page, but I've fixed the Mayor money thing, so in the unlikely event that you haven't already played it, it really is now 100% complete.

Also, a few tips for anyone who plays it - theres a sign between the two topmost shops in town. Read it. Not only will it help with levelling up, it'll help with cash too. Also, don't forget, the shops now stock weapons and armour for everyone, the inn works, the savepoints in the tower/dungeon work (as in they heal you and allow saving).

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I'm still working on the Game Bible (that's right, it's a bible).

I think that I'll be getting comfortable enough to start tossing some of the shit Blokeh's way so he can start doin' the damn thing.

Here's the thing though:

Do not expect it to be like the demo. Stories aren't related, so yeah.

Also, I'm probably being far too overzealous with some of the shit (Just wait until you guys go into where Erbs lives in the game), and I'm making the painful mistake of having a main storyline that takes itself too seriously while being surrounded and actually part of pure nonsense.

Should be a good time, actually.