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 Post subject: Today, I did two horrible things, but I made it to WAR lvl5
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:00 pm 
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So I got to Warrior level 49, and I was about halfway to 50 when I turned off the other night. Today, I thought "Great, I'll go into Duty Roulette, do a dungeon, get the MASSIVE daily bonus for using the roulette, and bam, 50.".

See, Duty Roulette throws you into a random dungeon with random people, and because of this pot luck shit, you get a daily bonus of absurdly high amounts of EXP, just for using it.

So I get thrown into Dzmael Darkhold, which I absolutely fucking DETEST, but fuck it, level 50 here I come.

It's immediate that two of the guys know each other, and the wisecracks start, and it's actually good fun. Reminds me of me and Art when we do runs. We get to the LAST FUCKING BOSS and the healer goes "I need to go have dinner, BRB" and we've got like 35 minutes left, but hey, it's cool.

10 minutes later, she disconnects.

Then we get a new healer. Seems cool enough. Until he starts concentrating on the DPS guys and not me (being the Tank) and I die.

And if the Tank dies, there is no-one to control aggro, and seeing as the DPS and Healers are made from fucking paper, they go down in seconds.

THIS CONTINUES FOR THE REMAINDER OF OUR TIME IN THE DARKHOLD.

AND I REALISE ON THE SECOND ATTEMPT THAT THE TWO DPS GUYS ARE NOT ATTACKING THE THINGS THEY NEED TO, AND ARE GETTING KILLED BECAUSE THEY'RE STANDING IN THE PATHS OF ATTACKS AND NOT MOVING (which, FYI, are flagged up by massive bright orange circles/columns/cones that indicate "Death will be inside this area in about 3 seconds")

This continues until time runs out and we fail the dungeon. No matter how much I try to politely remind the others what to do (surprising as they've all done it countless times, apparently) we simply run out of time.

No bonus for me.

So I give the roulette another go, and end up in The Aurum Vale, which is another dungeon that can suck my shit. And in this one are three speed-runners who are just after getting through it as fast as possible.

I mark the enemies to be attacked in order? FUCKING FREE FOR ALL.

Ninja DPS thinking they're a fucking Tank, taking the aggro before I get a chance to arrive on-site...

Part way through the dungeon, I cap 50, and we continue, to the mid-boss, who is an absolute fucking minnie-moo-foo-foo.

So I leave. :twisted:

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR SHIT, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK, THEN I CAN PLAY YOU AT THAT GAME AND WIN, FOR I AM A MASSIVE BELLEND OF GARGANTUAN PROPORTIONS.

Then to cap it off, the final Warrior mission was a minnie-moo-foo-foo too. :(

Fuck this game.

Oh wait, level 15 Archer. BRB...

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